A satirical award celebrating the worst traits of humanity features the man who used a cigarette lighter to check his gas level, the surfers who celebrated an o... » 

A satirical award celebrating the worst traits of humanity features the man who used a cigarette lighter to check his gas level, the surfers who celebrated an oncoming hurricane with a beach party, the scatter-brained terrorist who opened his own letter bomb (and scattered his own brains) among ot «