The Bro Code

Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first t... » 

Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom. Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail the Bro Code.At long last, Barney Stinson has published ''The Bro Code'' -- the final authority on acceptable behavior between and among dudes. ''The Bro Code'' definitively answers some of mankind's most profound dilemmas like ''what happens if I accidentally brush against another Bro's junk?'' and ''how many pizzas should I order?'' and ''can I sleep with a Bro's ex-girlfriend?'' «