Pulitzer Prizewinning humorist Dave Barry is a pretty amiable guy. But latelyhes been getting a little worked up. What could make a mildmannered man ofwords so ... » 

Pulitzer Prizewinning humorist Dave Barry is a pretty amiable guy. But latelyhes been getting a little worked up. What could make a mildmannered man ofwords so hot under the collar? Well a lot of thingslike bad public artInternet millionaires SUVs Regis Philbin . . . and even bigger problems like The slowerthandeceasedlivestock leftlane drivers who apparently believethat the right lane is sacred and must never come in direct contact with tires The parentmisery quotient of lastminute school science fair projects Day trading and other careers that never require you to take off yourbathrobe The plague of the lowflow toilets which is so bad that even in Miami whereyou can buy drugs just by opening your front door and yelling Hey I want somecrack you cant even sell your first born to get a normalflushing toiletDave Barry is not taking any of this sitting down. Hes going to stand up forthe rights of all Americans against ridiculously named specialty chinocoffees and the IRS. Just as soon as he gets the darn toilet flushed. «