When it comes to relationships Colin Singletonas type is girls namedKatherine. And when it comes to girls named Katherine Colin is always gettingdumped. Ninetee... » 

When it comes to relationships Colin Singletonas type is girls namedKatherine. And when it comes to girls named Katherine Colin is always gettingdumped. Nineteen times to be exact. On a road trip miles from home thisanagramhappy washedup child prodigy has ten thousand dollars in his pocket abloodthirsty feral hog on his trail and an overweight Judge Judyaloving bestfriend riding shotgunabut no Katherines. Colin is on a mission to prove TheTheorem of Underlying Katherine Predictability which he hopes will predict thefuture of any relationship avenge Dumpees everywhere and finally win him thegirl. Love friendship and a dead AustroHungarian archduke add up tosurprising and heartchanging conclusions in this ingeniously layered comicnovel about reinventing oneself. «