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Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
Teacher: "Please don't whistle while studying." Student: "Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling!"
15 December 2010, 12:01:51
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
The school phoned me today and said: "Your son has been telling lies!" I said: "Well tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!"
14 December 2010, 20:20:35
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
What did the light say when it was turned off? I'm delighted.
14 December 2010, 18:54:07
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
The school phoned me today and said: "Your son has been telling lies!" I said: "Well tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!"
14 December 2010, 18:51:08
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
Teacher: Can you count to 10? Johnny: Yes, teacher-1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Teacher: Now go on from there. Johnny: Jack, Queen, King.
14 December 2010, 13:33:54
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question." Pupil: "How long for the answer sir!"
14 December 2010, 13:26:34
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
14 December 2010, 13:23:40
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
@Dannia777 Yes... My iPhone is now as warm as a fireplace... ;-)
14 December 2010, 10:46:40
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
Ah look, they have cases for the iPhone 4 now too! http://4voi.com/ http://tinyurl.com/3yuygmz Yes, I definitely like the
14 December 2010, 0:13:36
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
@voicase Have received two Voi! cases today, thank you, they're very cool! ☃
14 December 2010, 0:05:45