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@DeMaanGodin ;-)
28 December 2010, 14:02:46
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Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?" LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"
28 December 2010, 13:59:40
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Teacher: "What do we call the outer part of a tree?" Pupil: "Don't know Miss!" Teacher: "Bark, silly, bark!" Pupil: "Woof, woof!"
28 December 2010, 13:55:10
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Teacher: "Simon, can you spell your name backwards?" Simon: "No Mis!"
28 December 2010, 13:53:56
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Teacher: "Do you want to borrow a pocket calculator?" Pupil: "No thanks I know how many pockets I have!"
28 December 2010, 13:53:28
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Teacher: "Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes!" Little Johnny: "We're not passing notes. We're playing cards!"
28 December 2010, 13:52:34
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Teacher: "Why are you the only one in class today?" Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"
28 December 2010, 13:51:31
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Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?" Little Johnny: "Me!"
28 December 2010, 13:50:02
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Teacher: Great news, we have a test today, come rain or shine. Johnny smiles.Teacher: So what's so funny about it? Johnny: It's snowing!
28 December 2010, 13:48:53
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@ Dinner table. Father: Can u please pray 4 dinner! Johnny: Dear God. Please send clothes 4 all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!
28 December 2010, 13:46:08