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Sten Oomen
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
21 February 2011, 18:09:02
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Sten Oomen
Johnny's teacher:Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's.Did you copy hers? Johnny:No, teacher, it's the same dog!
21 February 2011, 18:08:38
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Sten Oomen
Math teacher saw Johnny wasn't paying attention in class & said: Johnny! What are 2 & 4 & 28 & 44? Johnny: NBC, FOX, ESPN & Cartoon Network!
21 February 2011, 18:03:43
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Sten Oomen
Teachers never give up & neither does Johnny. She asks him: Can you name the Great Lakes? Johnny: I don't need to.They've already been named
21 February 2011, 17:56:29
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Johnny's father: Let me see your report card. Johnny: I can't. Father: Why not? My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
21 February 2011, 17:54:20
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Sten Oomen
I'm listening to 'Bad Girls' by Donna Summer on #danceclassics: http://bit.ly/dance-classics
21 February 2011, 16:44:35
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Sten Oomen
I'm listening to 'Living In America' by James Brown on #danceclassics: http://bit.ly/dance-classics
20 February 2011, 16:17:29
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Sten Oomen
@Spoonsfacebook Great, hope you have a good one! See ya around! ♥
20 February 2011, 11:25:36
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Sten Oomen
#FN ∆ @kaushik005 ∆
19 February 2011, 16:15:36
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Sten Oomen
I'm listeng to '7 Seconds' by Youssou N'Dour & Neneh Cherry on @skyradiolovesongs: http://bit.ly/sky-radio-lovesongs 1-2-3-4-5-6-7
19 February 2011, 14:58:59