The Da-Da-De-Da-Da Code
Gollancz SF S.. Most (if not all) of Makind's problems stem from Man's natural inability... »

Japanese Devil Fish Girl And Other Unnatural Attractions
Japanese Devil Fish Girl and Other Unnatural Attractions »

Sprout Mask Replica
His great-great-grandfather died at the Battle of Little Big Horn after going to complain about the noise; his grandfather spoke only in rhyming couplets; hi... »

The Mechanical Messiah And Other Marvels Of The Modern Age (Exp)
A Novel »

The Dance Of The Voodoo Handbag
The story of Billy, whose Grandmother left him the voodoo handbag in her will, after he had sold her soul to science. The tales it told Billy would change hi... »

The Antipope
This story uncovers suburbia's darkest secrets - mostly in The Flying Swan, a cosmic Rovers Return where Neville the barman and Archroy, owner of five magic ... »

The Witches Of Chiswick
We have all been lied to. A great and sinister conspiracy exists to keep... »

Web Site Story
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The Sprouts Of Wrath
The fourth part of the Brentford Trilogy. Amazing, but true, Brentford Town Council has agreed to host the next Olympic Games. However, something sinister is... »

The Garden Of Unearthly Delights
It was something to do with the cycles of history, the way great civilizations rise and fall. Few people noticed the changes at first, and by the time everyo... »